July 28, 2013- Fort Worth, Texas
Because I
lost my debit card and credit card, I found myself a little stuck in
Texas. Thank goodness those boys helped
me out, because at least I was able to make it to my destination for the day: to Ashlee
and Nate Gomez’ home in Fort Worth, Texas.
For those
of you unfamiliar to Texan geography, Fort Worth is located just west of
Dallas. I got there in the evening and
Ashlee/Super-Mom instantly pulled out some delicious risotto pre-made meals from her
freezer and I had some din-din. Thanks Mom!
I was
greeted by such friendliness every where I looked. Her children, Savannah and Allie were already
in bed, but Savannah got up to say hello.
Her kitties, Luna and Big Kitty rubbed their faces on my ankles, begging
for attention. Luna was actually one of
my kitties for a while.
She was one of the kittens that
Matela had had back in 2005 and I kept her for about 3 some years until we
moved into Gabrielle’s when I was forced to find a new home for her.
Luckily, I found a great home for her with
Ashlee who, during that time, was alone in her little Riverside apartment since Nate was
off doing some military duties.
(Not sure
on those details).So it was a lovely day to see her
again, and to reunite her with her momma and brother, Matela and Darcy.
Unfortunately, they did not recognize their
kinship and hissed at each other as if to say, “Hsssssss, thanks for abandoning
me mom!”
“Hsssss, you’re the one who left
me, bitch!” And then they ran away from
each other.
After an
evening of catching up, it was time to hit the Texan hay. Ashlee and Nate went off to bed and I was
left to get ready for bed in the restroom near the guest bedroom. I washed my travel weathered face and went to
brush my teeth only to find I had left my toothbrush in the other room.
I opened
the door to find that friendly Big Kitty, the enormous alpha male main coon
that had previously been rubbing all over me.
“Meooooow!”
“Hi Big
Kitty!,” I cooed to him as I reached my hand out to pet his face.
“Meooooooooooow!,”
he replied with a little wild spark in
his eye…. “Hsssssssss!”, he warned me.
Whoa! Friendly cat just went crazy! I stood in the bathroom doorway a little
unsure about why his demeanor shifted so abruptly. My first instinct was to butter him up, “Hey,
remember me? I’m the one with the great
ankles!”
“Mrooooowwww…”
he responded darkly….
I shut the
door between us so I could think. This
was so weird! This cat was standing
guard of the door! How would I ever
escape to the bedroom?? I thought maybe
I would have to sleep in the tub…
No! I did not travel halfway into
the country just to set up camp next to a toilet! So I called out to my friend…
“Ashleeeeeeee,” I half whispered so as not to
wake the children….
… no
response…
I cracked
open the door to peer at the cat without threat of him lunging in to kill
me! He looked up at me with wild, angry
eyes and meowed again. I shut the door
quickly! Suddenly his claw bearing paw
shot out from under the door! This was
like The Shining, and soon this cat is going to find an ax and get me!
I didn’t
want him to think I was afraid of him, I had to be boss. So my next tactic was to scare him.
I grabbed a towel, opened the door, and swished it in front of his face
to shoo him away. He dodged the towel,
and hit it with his paw; claws snagging at the cloth and dissipating the threat
of the scary towel. Crap! I closed the door again….
I found a
piece of an old PB&J sandwich on the floor.
One of the girls must have left it there for me to use as bait. I picked it up, cracked open the door and let
the cat sniff the yummy food. “Mmmmmm,
you like that? You want it?? Go get it!”, I threw it away from the door in
hopes Big Kitty would be hungrier for dried up bread over delicious me. Only his eyes followed the bread, and then
they looked sternly back up at me.
“Meoooooow,” he said as menacingly as ever.
I tried the
same tactic with a little squishy bath toy.
Maybe he wanted to play. No… And
then some paper I found on the floor… Nothing was working and I had been in
that bathroom a near 10 minutes! I was
starting to lose hope! Ashlee was
asleep, I was running out of resources to free myself, and Big Kitty was
practically marching back and forth behind the bathroom’s threshold.
I peeked
again, and to my joy and surprise, Big Kitty had gotten bored and wandered off
into the kitchen! I made a mad dash for
my room. Free!!! … except I still hadn’t
brushed my teeth…
I considered going to bed all
gross, but this was a rare night that I wasn’t stuck in a public Walmart
bathroom; I needed to go back into the fire, so I grabbed a weapon: a plastic
bag.
As soon as
Big Kitty saw me again and began to approach me, I cocked my weapon and shook
it loudly and abruptly in his face. He
was out of there faster than lighting streaking across the mid-western
sky. I had won the battle! I brushed my teeth and went to bed, but I
kept that plastic bag nearby just in case the wild animal came back.
The next
morning, I left my room gingerly,
half expecting
Big Kitty to be there waiting for me again.
But he seemed to have forgotten the whole ordeal.
It wasn’t long before he was back to rubbing
his face on my ankles in purry ecstasy.
It is this neurotic and unpredictable behavior that leaves the average
person to question the legitimacy of cat-friends.
But I am not the average person; I accepted
his rubby apologies and had no other dangerous confrontations with Big
Kitty.
I passed my initiation.